25.5.09

101 Dirty Talk Examples

To help you get started spicing up your sex life, I want to give you the top 101 dirty talk examples that will blow the socks off your man in no time!

But before we get into it, remember, great dirty talk is different for everyone. While the below examples have been known and recommended from men across the board, feel free to change or tweak them for your special someone.


101 Dirty Talk Examples:



  1. I love your hot c*ck




  2. I want you inside me right now!




  3. I'm going to rock your world right now




  4. I feel so sexy in your arms




  5. Stand right there... I'm going to slowly undress you...




  6. You're so hot and sexy!




  7. You look so hot... I want you right now




  8. Is that a present for me wrapped up in your boxers?




  9. I'm gonna take control tonight baby... and you have to do *everything* I say!




  10. I want your c*ck in me




  11. I'm going to s*ck you till you c*m so hard!




  12. Mmm... I love the taste of you




  13. Naughty boys like you need to be punished




  14. You're so big!




  15. Have you been bad today?




  16. You have a very skilled tongue




  17. What are you going to do to me?




  18. What do you want to do to me?




  19. I want to give you so much pleasure




  20. I want to your hard d*ck in my mouth




  21. You make me so wet




  22. Lick me right here and I'll c*m (then show him slowly with your hand)




  23. You' get me off like no other man can!




  24. S*cking you off turns me on so much




  25. You have the nicest c*ck I have ever seen!




  26. I love it when you say my name while we're having sex... it turns me on so much




  27. You feel so good when you're deep inside me...




  28. I love it when you're pressed naked against me...




  29. I'd love you to f*ck me from behind




  30. We fit perfectly together baby... you feel incredible inside me




  31. You're making me squirm with pleasure




  32. I can't get enough of your sexy broad shoulders and gorgeous chest




  33. Your c*ck fits me just perfect




  34. I love it when you c*m inside me




  35. Oh that feels so good!




  36. I love looking into your eyes when we're having sex, it turns me on




  37. I love it when you wrap your muscular arms around me




  38. I love it when you f*ck me fast/slow like that




  39. Your c*ck feels huge!




  40. That's so good... you're going to make me c*m




  41. Yeah... f*ck me baby




  42. Mmm... I want you to c*m INSIDE me




  43. Where do you want to c*m?




  44. Take it slowly baby




  45. Are you gonna c*m?




  46. I want you to c*m all over me




  47. I'm your bad little girl




  48. It's going in so deep, almost too deep




  49. Does that feel good baby?




  50. Take me now baby




  51. You give me the best sex I've ever had




  52. Give it to me tiger!




  53. I want to taste you baby




  54. That was hot, let's do it again!




  55. I want to ride you right now baby




  56. Come here big boy




  57. No one has ever turned me on like you can




  58. I can't wait to do you!




  59. You have the most beautiful c*ck I have ever seen




  60. Your p*nis drives me wild!




  61. Your body is so hot




  62. I want you to be gentle




  63. Stick it in, plllllllease




  64. Rub my cl*t with your nice c*ck




  65. I'm going to f*ck you so hard and fast




  66. I love feeling your hard c*ck deep inside me... stretching my p*ssy when you thrust like that




  67. Your c*ck is stretching me out




  68. I love putting my hands all over your gorgeous shoulders and arms while I ride your hard c*ck... it



    makes me want to f*cking scream!




  69. I want to ride your hard, fat c*ck so it fills my tight p*ssy until you make me scream baby




  70. Your hard c*ck fills my p*ssy and makes me scream every time




  71. I just wanna scream with pleasure when our naked bodies are close together and you're pounding



    me with your hard c*ck




  72. I get so wet when I see your ripped abs and chest pressed against my tits




  73. Take it slowly baby... your hard fat c*ck is stretching my tight wet p*ssy




  74. I just wanna scream when I feel your hard c*ck come inside my tight p*ssy




  75. Keep f*cking me just like that baby... your c*ck feels amazing!




  76. It makes me so wet when you look at me while you're pounding my p*ssy with your hard c*ck




  77. I get so wet when you hold me close and thrust your hard c*ck inside me




  78. I love having my wet p*ssy filled with your hard c*ck when you bang me hard like that




  79. Oh yeah... I want to feel every inch of that hard throbbing c*ck inside me




  80. Keep f*cking me like that and I am going to c*m so hard




  81. Yeah... pound my p*ssy with that big c*ck of yours




  82. I want you to fill my p*ssy with your c*m baby




  83. I want you to c*m all over my chest baby




  84. Go slowly baby... I want you to ease your c*ck into my tight p*ssy




  85. Do you want to c*m on me baby?




  86. I've been a very naughty girl and you need to punish me with your c*ck




  87. You're filling me all up baby... I love your hard fat c*ck stuffed inside my p*ssy




  88. I want to make you moan and scream when I touch you all over... till you can't take it any more




  89. Fill my p*ssy with your throbbing d*ck baby




  90. You make me c*m so f*cking hard baby




  91. I can't wait to wrap my lips around your hard c*ck




  92. Why don't you come up here so I can s*ck on it then you can put it back in?




  93. That was f*cking incredible... f*ck me again!




  94. How about I go on top and ride you for a bit, big boy?




  95. Slow down there big boy, I need a break




  96. Tease me with that nice c*ck




  97. Tell me how much you love it




  98. Slap my *ss




  99. Slap my *ss harder




  100. Finish on my *ss




  101. Whew! That was a great workout :)



I hope these examples will help give you lots to say in the bedroom.

They won't teach you exactly how to talk dirty, so for over 230 examples and a step-by-step guide on exactly how to talk dirty to men and drive them wild, check out www.DirtyTalkTips.com


Evan Michaels

27.3.09

Dirty talk too early?

I wanted to make a quick point about how soon you should start putting the verbal moves on your partner.

The face is, there is no such thing as too early.

Most of us men have imaginations that run wild, and if you take advantage of that early on, we're going to be thinking about you ALL the time.

Again, when I say dirty talk or sexy talk, I don't just mean bedroom lines that are especially naughty, I mean playful...teasing lines that are just good fun.

The occasional guy won't know how to play the game with you in the early stages of dating, but most guys will see it as excitement, and their face will lit up if you include a little sexy talk early on in your conversations.

Good luck!

22.1.09

Dirty talk - Do you sound stupid?

I get a lot of emails from women asking all sorts of questions. I've heard it all.

One question I get quite often, is from women who are afraid to sound stupid, so I want to talk about this.

Unlike the episode of SATC where Miranda says something to her boyfriend while in the bedroom and he gets up and leaves....that doesn't happen.

Chances are, if you're secure enough to try talking dirty to your guy, then I highly doubt that anything you say will completely turn him off. If anything, he'll probably laugh.

If you've done any research for dirty talk online, everyone says 'start slow', and it's actually decent advice. In the beginning, you should just ask general sexy questions to see what he likes: "What do you want me to do?" "Does it feel good when I do this?" "Do you like when I do this?". That way you can play it safe, then once you're comfortable with getting reactions, start adding in some playful names: "how does that feel tiger?"....etc..etc..

If you're worried about sounding stupid, don't be. If your guy is lucky enough to have YOU want to learn to be good at dirty talk, he should know not to mess it up.

Go do it and have fun. It's worth it.

Evan

14.1.09

Nicknames your man will LOVE!

Time to learn some sexy nicknames to call your man.

But before I get into it, here's my first tip...Avoid cutesy-wutsy nicknames at all cost (unless you want to make him feel like he's 10).

We're going for the stud-factor meter here, these are names that will make him feel incredibly sexy.

Here you go:


Handsome - This makes him feel and attractive and most importantly, manly. If you make him feel manly, he will treat you like his princess.

Cowboy - Cowboys are bad ass. Manly, they tame wild horses, but who can tame them? ...You! Calling him this name after sex makes him feel like he did a good job if you know what I mean ;)

Rock Star - Goes without saying that most guys (at one point) want to be a rock star. Give him the feel of it by using this nickname.

Big guy
- Even if your man is not big, this will make him feel big. Let him know you think he can protect you, and you will fuel his confidence which he'll take out on you. In a good way!

Tiger - Guys love tiger. The word tiger is synonymous with precision, and power which we love to have. Always a winner of a nickname, especially in bed.

Stud - If your boyfriend/husband/fling overheard you calling him a stud to your girlfriends, you would score some mad points. Never go wrong with this gem.

Hunk - A bit old 80's (A.C Slater style) but still works. Just don't get too carried away with it, ie: 'my hunk-a-hunk-o-burning-love'. Cheese overload.

There you have it. A few quick nicknames that will show your man you think he's sexy.

For more tips, don't forget to check out my site.

Evan Michaels

13.1.09

2009 - A year for fun!

Ok, another year has gone by. Time sure flies doesn't it?

So what has changed with you and your relationships? Whether you are in one or not, you're probably the same ol' you. You say the same things, do the same things in bed, it's not boring....but it's not wild and crazy.

What you need is to spice things up a little bit, so I dare YOU to do just that.

If you've seen any of my websites at all, you know I have a pile of resources as far as dirty talking goes, so I would encourage you to check them out, but there is more to wild and crazy then just that.

The purpose of today's blog is that I want to remind you how important sex is in relationships, and that you both are attracted to each other. Part of that attraction is knowing how to please one another, and if you are close minded in your sexual routine, it's going to be welcome to snoozeville.

Take some chances this year...find what turns you on, and what turns on your partner and see what happens!

Evan Michaels

10.9.08

What men want in a girlfriend

So what DO men want in a girlfriend?

Sex all the time?

For us to be fed chips while we play video games?

For there to be a hot meal on the table when we get home?

Well. While those things could score you some mega points, they are definitely not a make or break asset most guys look for.

We want a girl who we can trust around our buddies. A girl who looks good in jeans, and can handle a good conversation. A girl who we can take to a hockey or football game and, even if she doesn't understand, has a fun time and asks us questions that make us FEEL smart or that we know the sport well. Totally strokes our ego...

A girl that is a good listener, or at least takes (or fakes:) interest in our hobbies. Do you want to hear about the UFC or motorcycles all day? No. But sometimes we need to talk about it for just a couple of minutes.

Plus it wouldn't hurt if she gets along with the family and can hang out with mom. That's usually the telltale sign of a keeper. The mom test.

While every guy is different, their needs are pretty much the same:

-Eat
-Sleep
-Sex

So if none of the stuff I mentioned earlier works for you, try these three things and I'm sure he'll love you just fine.

That's what men want in a girlfriend.


Evan

6.7.08

Be his biggest fan!

So you want to become the best girlfriend/wife ever.

You've already read my dirty talk examples, so your life in the bedroom has started to spice up, now you want to continue down the path of having an amazing relationship.

Most guys like to play hockey, football, pool, SOMETHING, and if you're in a relationship where he does do one of those things. GO WATCH HIM!

There is nothing better then having a girlfriend who is a fan of yours.

Even if you don't like hockey, basketball, soccer, whatever ...make that sacrifice. It will mean so much to him.

It shows him that you want to take time out of your day to support him in the things he is passionate about.

Then, you can say things like 'wow, you sure looked sexy out there!', or 'you're the sexiest guy on your team!' and it will really pump his ego, scoring you some points, and making him go nuts for you.

Give it a try!

Evan Michaels
www.DirtyTalkTips.com